1. A Deadspin writer named Timothy Burke gets banned from posting on Reddit. He doesn't know the reason.
2. He goes on Twitter and claims it's a plot by Reddit to protect pedophiles. He does this repeatedly.
3. I investigate on his behalf, and I clear up the misinformation for him: He was banned for spamming 150 of his own articles without ever participating on the site otherwise.
4. He keeps posting his own articles under different aliases.
5. Somebody calls him out for being a spammer.
6. He denies being a spammer and says there is a vendetta against Deadspin.
7. I step in and proceed to tear him a new one:
8. Redditors applaud. The Deadspin employee is exposed as a liar and douche.