Thursday, February 28, 2013

And now he's gone

Mobutu Sese Seko has left Gawker.  He revealed his true name in the process, and several commenters pointed out that, in fact, this blog revealed Mobutu's identity back in December.

Was there a direction connection between my blog post and Mobutu's decision from earlier today?  I have no idea.  

But I nailed it.


  1. I figured out who he was *by accident*. You're no friggin' genius.

  2. Your entire blog is the saddest thing I have ever seen. Please get a life.

    1. Yes. I once saw pigeon with one leg get run over by a car. This is sadder.

  3. You can't possibly feel so proud after having read the piece... I was always curious who he was, in all candor, but the guy's a genius writer in any case.

    You could use a hobby, though. And jealousy dulls the wit.

  4. Gawker does fucking suck. It's the biggest collection of shitdicks on the internet. Keep up the good work with this blog.

  5. I assure you that his decision had no direct connection to your blog post whatsoever. (Did you, in fact, read his gawker piece?) And you nailed it, really? Yes you did by having too much time to be creepy on the internet. And jealousy does seem to dull your wit, because he is a far more brilliant writer than you and your unimportant mumblings that I've seen on this site.

  6. The people who you trolled at that wrestling site knew who Mobute was and what his real name was years before you "broke the story", you little shit. Under a pseudonym or under his real name Mobute is about a thousand times the writer and witty personality you'll ever be.